Friday, October 1, 2010

Whaccu Doin This Summer?

I like to listen to what people have to say. Sometimes I only listen to make fun and this is probably a really bad thing. The other day in the hall I was listening as Bro 1 was showing Bro 2 an iPhone app. He was showing him some app that could arm someones security system from their Iphone. Bro 2 then turns to Bro 1 and simply states "alright more sales." This conversation eventually said to one of the greatest questions that could be posed among this circle of friends. The question is simply "yo, so whacchu doing this summer" This question is a hook. Its then usually followed up with a question that begins with "have you ever thought of." Examples are have you ever thought of making 90k in three months? Have you ever wanted to have a different car for everyday of the week? Have you ever wanted to do lines of cocaine with Paris Hilton in your Ferrari? If yes to any of these questions then summer sales is usually cut out for you. It seems that a lot of these young men who get lured into sales love to recruit others to do the same. If you make a friend quickly at school he always has something up his sleeve. If he invites you to dinner on him, he is for sure trying to get you in. If you want a great summer knocking doors in some random part of the US and receiving promises of the good life then go ahead. If you want to take advantage of nice people, this is your summer. The bros will come to recruit you when you least expect it. Thats when you have to make the snap decision; hanging out with Vin Diesel or being a normal person

5 comments:

  1. i have that app on my android phone. unfortunately. i'm a technician meaning i install those security systems that those bros install. it's not something i'm proud of, but i make more money being those bros whipping boy/peon than any where else i know of. this post made me laugh a lot because i am so familiar with these bros specifically. thank you.

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  2. i choose to do coke lines with vin diesel.

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  3. What, no app to automatically kill bugs? What is going on, pest control falling behind?

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  4. To me it was true friendship - one friend treating another to a free dinner. But to him it was just a business strategy.

    how dare you, summer sales manager. shame on you. shame on you.

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